Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Russell Maryland & the Link Dump


Three links today, but first a quick story: I've been a Miami Hurricanes fan since I was a kid in the early 80's (Bernie Kosar Era), and saw a parade of talent trvel through there on their way to great careers. Despite all the high-flying offensive talents, big-play defensive backs, and dominant pass rushers, some of my favorite players growing up have been defensive tackles (Warren Sapp, Jerome Brown, Russell Maryland).

Recently, my writing partner, Barry, got me some freelance copywriting work for a PR company. It turned out to be writing bios of former NFL players who are participating in a football camp in Dallas. They have played for eight Super Bowl winners between them, so you may have heard of them: Reggie Barnes, Brian Williams, Ray Mickens, Tony Tolbert, and... Russell Maryland. So that's what I did last night for my job -- wrote a bio for one of my boyhood heroes. Not bad work if you can get it.

College Humor has some parodies of those DirecTV ads. careful, a couple of these are pretty tasteless. Just how I like 'em.

If you know me, you know I love lists. Today, I have two of note:

1) Bullz-Eye has a list of their biggest Oscar snubs (and they titled it after another Oscar snub you may be aware of).

2) Screen Junkies has a list (and clips) of the 9 best movie scenes involving vomiting. Sounds good, don't it?

UPDATE: One more diamond found in the internet rough which I had to post...

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Near Perfect


If you were following my Oscar predictions, and didn't put some money on them in Vegas or with your bookie, then you missed out. I went 7 of 8 on the major awards, missing only Sean Penn. I was pretty sure about Mickey Rourke, but Hollywood preferred a referendum on gay rights to the coronation of a prodigal son.

Missing a perfect night by what was probably only a handful of votes is frustrating, but knowing I beat Nate Silver (6/8) and my wife (5/8) cushions the blow. The big winners tonight besides Penn: 'Slumdog Millionaire', Danny Boyle, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz, Dustin Lance Black, and Simon Beaufoy. The biggest loser was Rourke, but the most acclaimed role of your career can never really be considered a "loss".

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars... For The Ladies II


Just sneaking in this last preview so I can be officially wrong about one more thing tonight...

BEST ACTRESS

Anne Hathaway in 'Rachel Getting Married'
Angelina Jolie in 'Changeling'
Melissa Leo in 'Frozen River'
Meryl Streep in 'Doubt'
Kate Winslet in 'The Reader'

THE NOMS: Pretty good. Since I didn't see two of them ('Frozen River' and 'The Reader'), I can't say for sure, but the other three were all great performances.

WHO SHOULD WIN: Probably Winslet. I know, I didn't see it, but she's supposedly the only good thing in it, and she was also great in 'Revolutionary Road'. She's been nominated six times, she deserves it.

WHO WILL WIN: Winslet. The Academy knows she's due.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Oscar Goes To... Some Writer II


Because I'm too lazy to even watch the DVD's of the Oscar winners I have sitting on my entertainment center, I thought I might as well do these last couple previews in case I don't get to them by 5pm tomorrow.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Courtney Hunt for 'Frozen River'
Martin McDonagh for 'In Bruges'
Mike Leigh for 'Happy Go Lucky'
Dustin Lance Black for 'Milk'
Andrew Stanton and Jim Reardon for 'WALL-E' (Story by Stanton and Pete Docter)

THE NOMS: I haven't seen two of them -- though I'm still hoping to watch my DVD of 'Frozen River' (no, this is not a recording), which was a big winner at the Independent Spirit Awards tonight -- but the ones I saw ('Milk', 'WALL-E', and 'In Bruges') were all exceptionally written. I'd have loved to see Charlie Kaufman's 'Synecdoche, NY' -- another winner tonight at the Independent Spirit winner -- but without seeing all the nominees I can't exactly cast stones. Well, I could, but they'd be very uninformed stones.

WHO SHOULD WIN: 'WALL-E' will make a strong case with its style, substance, and message. 'Milk' also has a message, and a great performance by Sean Penn to carry it. The other three are low-budget, independent films. That's great for the Independent Spirit Awards, but at the Oscars, it probably won't fly. I say 'Milk' edges out 'WALL-E' based on the timeliness of its issue, Penn's performance, and the whole live-action thing. If so, it'll be the second straight year a writer's first produced screenplay wins them an Oscar (after Diablo Cody's 'Juno').

WHO WILL WIN: I liked 'Milk' quite a bit, and admired 'WALL-E' even more, but 'In Bruges' was the best surprise of the year for me. And I think it announced Martin McDonaugh as a great voice to watch for in the future.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Oscars... For The Ladies


Only a couple more left after this, which I'm holding off on in hopes of still seeing 'Frozen River' and 'Rachel Getting Married' before the Oscars...

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Marisa Tomei in 'The Wrestler'
Viola Davis in 'Doubt'
Amy Adams in 'Doubt'
Taraji P. Hensen in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
Penelope Cruz in 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona'

THE NOMS: I like 'em. No complaints at all. All the women were great, and I got to see Marissa Tomei parade around topless. What's to complain about?

WHO SHOULD WIN: A really tough call. All the performances were great, but we can narrow them down with some quasi-logic. Tomei showed too much skin to win -- strippers don't win Oscars. Davis and Adams will split votes from 'Doubt'-lovers (not really, but it sounds good). Cruz and Henson were the meatier of the roles, so I'll call it two-horse race. It's not much more than a coin flip, but I'll go with Hensen, just because she gave 'Button' its badly-needed heart.

WHO WILL WIN: I mentioned earlier that I disagreed with Nate Silver on one category, and this is it. He likes Hensen, and she was great. But I'm going with Cruz.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Oscar Goes To... Some Writer


Anyone who's read this site for any length of time has read me whine about his screenwriters get the shit-end of the stick, so I'll try to keep it a minimum here. But remember this: Judging a screenplay based on the finished film made from it is a dicey call -- there are a lot of hands which shape a film from screenplay to screen. And that's not to mention the others in development who shape the screenplay from the first purchased draft to the shooting script. As many screenwriters have said before, writing a script and allowing someone else to shoot it is like giving birth to child then having someone else raise it.

It can go both ways -- development execs, actors and directors can add to, or detract from, the original script. When you see an Oscar-nominated screenplay, the film probably turned out pretty well, so before you try and judge the screenplay, you have consider what to examine -- the dialogue (except for obvious improv stuff), the characterizations, the plot points -- and what to ignore: the acting, the cinematography, the music, etc. Since there's no way to knwo who contributed exactly what, it's an almost impossible task. That being said, I didn't read any of the nominated scripts this year, so I'll just have to do what I just you shouldn't really do. That's just how I roll.

In this first of the two screenwriting awards, there's yet another uncertainty to factor in -- since they are adapted, a lot of the credit for dialogue, characters and plot points have to go the original author. Although this year that's a little less of a problem, because two of the screenwriters (Shanley and Morgan) adapted their own plays for the screen -- and one, Shanley, directed as well.

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Eric Roth for 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
John Patrick Shanley for 'Doubt'
Peter Morgan for 'Frost/Nixon'
Simon Beaufoy for 'Slumdog Millionaire'
David Hare for 'The Reader'

THE NOMS: Once again, I have to recuse myself on 'The Reader' because I refuse to see it haven't seen it yet, but the others seem reasonable.

WHO SHOULD WIN: Beaufoy and Hare both adapted novels, so it's hard to know just what they brought to the table. I like Roth's work in 'Button', and it's much different than the short story, but its similarity to his own previous work ('Forrest Gump'), and the fact the story is a bit overshadowed by David Fincher's visual wizardry leave it a bit short in my mind. Morgan and Shanley adapted their own plays, so they're the auteurs, and both shooting scripts were tight, with rich character, and crisp dialogue. In a close race, I'll take Morgan.

WHO WILL WIN: Shanley and Morgan each have a decent shot, but I say Beaufoy takes the prize on what will likely be a landslide night for 'Slumdog'.

The Silver Oscars

The great Nate Silver, of Five-Thirty-Eight.com and Baseball Prospectus fame, has come out with his Oscar predictions. If you saw his uncannily accurate predictions of the Presidential election -- he was one of the first to champion Obama's candidacy, correctly predicted a blowout early on, and got 49 of 50 states correctly -- or have paid attention to the rave reviews for PECOTA, the baseball statistical projection system he invented, you'll know he's a man worth listen to when it comes to predictions. I don't know if I've ever had a man-crush on a nerd before, but what I feel for Nate Silver is wrong, I don't want to be right.

So far, Nate agrees with me on all four my predictions -- 'Slumdog' (at an astonishing 99%), Danny Boyle (99.7%!!!), Heath Ledger (only 85.8%), and Mickey Rourke (77.1%). Soon, I'll be finishing off my own predictions, and we'll see how close the rest of our picks are. I guarantee there's already one pick we disagree on. (Can you guess it?) Also, Nate didn't do the screenplay awards, which I of course will do. Maybe next.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Mo' Oscars, Mo' Problems


Onward with my crowd-pleasing series looking at the Oscar nominations. You can find previous installments here.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Philip Seymour Hoffman in 'Doubt'
Robert Downey Jr. in 'Tropic Thunder'
Josh Brolin in 'Milk'
Heath Ledger in 'The Dark Knight'
Michael Shannon in 'Revolutionary Road'

THE NOMS: Maybe the most accurate and intriguing group of nominations this year. One of the best ever, really. Downey gets the rare comedy nod for his amazing and groundbreaking performance. Shannon gets a nom despite only a few minutes of screen time with a great performance. Brolin and Hoffman are among the best character actors working today. And Ledger, well, what can I say that hasn't been already regurgitated 1,000 times by everybody in the entertainment media?

WHO SHOULD WIN: Brolin and Hoffman were great, but probably only nom-worthy. Shannon was special in his role, but is out-classed by deeper performances which had much more screen time, and carried their films to a much greater degree. I'd love to pick Downey, who in any other year would deserve it, but honestly, a nom for a broad comedy is as impressive as a win. I'll never know how much Ledger's death had to do with my enjoyment of his performance, but there's no way it wouldn't have ben recognized as great no matter the circumstances. As soon as I heard he'd be the Joker, I knew it had a chance to be special, and it blew my expectations way out of the water. He has to be the pick.

WHO WILL WIN: Are you kidding? The only mystery is who will pick up Ledger's statuette. Vegas has Christopher Nolan at even money.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Skipping Around


After Best Picture and Best Actor, the next logical category is Best Actress, but I've only seen two of the movies/performances and hold out hope of seeing one or two of them before the Oscars (I've even gone so far as to rent the DVD of one -- 'Frozen River'). So, in the meantime, let's go to a category I can write about intelligently (at least in theory):

BEST DIRECTOR

David Fincher for 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
Danny Boyle for 'Slumdog Millionaire'
Ron Howard for 'Frost/Nixon'
Gus Van Sant for 'Milk'
Stephen Daldry for 'The Reader'

THE NOMS: Looks good except for 'The Reader' (again), which as I said before, I have not seen, yet manage to dislike anyway. I would've liked to see Martin McDonagh for 'In Bruges', Darren Aronofsky for 'The Wrestler', or Charlie Kaufman for 'Synecdoche, New York'.

WHO SHOULD WIN: Van Sant did a great job, in the most straight-forward cinematic approach he's ever taken, but it comes down to Boyle and Fincher. Boyle was inspired and unique, while Fincher displayed his usual technical mastery. It's a close call, but I give the nod to Fincher, who gives us his warmer, most introspective work to date, while wowing with the visuals.

WHO WILL WIN: Fincher may have told a warmer, more inviting story than he has before, but Boyle made something no one can compare to anything else. While Fincher stands an outside chance, Boyle will be riding a wave of hype along with his film, which could sweep the non-acting awards as a tribute to the film's achievement (voters knowing they can award their favorite performances from the other multi-nominees like 'Button', 'Milk', Frost/Nixon', etc.)

More Oscar Thoughts


The next in our award-winning series on the Oscar nominees...

BEST ACTOR

Richard Jenkins in 'The Visitor'
Frank Langella in 'Frost/Nixon'
Sean Penn in 'Milk'
Brad Pitt in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
Mickey Rourke in 'The Wrestler'

THE NOMS: Right on the money here. You could quibble with Pitt's selection, and some have, but although I think his was probably the weakest performance of the lot, he did have a very difficult role and nailed it. He had to play someone from childhood to old age, only in reverse -- acting young while looking old, and vice versa. The rest are all not only nomination-worthy, but Oscar-worthy, and the choice of Jenkins was a surprising bullseye by a group that often misses the target altogether on small indies and the performances within.

WHO SHOULD WIN: I adore Jenkins' performance, and was truly touched by its grace, subtlety, and nuance, and I very much admire Langella's non-impersonation of Nixon, but this is a two-man race. It's a tough call between Penn and Rourke -- the latter playing a role so close to himself it morphs beautifully into something between art and life, the former playing as far against type as ever and still delivering a typically great performance. The degree of difficulty of Penn's performance is higher, but the result is so moving in Rourke's, I have to go with that. Besides, Penn already has an Oscar.

WHO WILL WIN: Rourke. Come on, it's too good a story for Hollywood to pass up.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

MY Oscars


Okay, it's been quite awhile since the Oscar nominations, but I was busy at the time, and haven't gotten a chance to discuss them. Until now. With the show only a week away, I thought I'd take a look at each of the categories -- what I think of the nominations, who should win, and who will win. I'm going to try to squeeze in as many of these as possible before the big day, but you never know, so rather than hold off on the major awards, I'm starting with the biggie:

BEST PICTURE

'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
'Frost/Nixon'
'Milk'
'The Reader'
'Slumdog Millionaire'


THE NOMS: These look pretty good, with one glaring exception. I haven't seen 'The Reader' -- the only nominated film I missed -- mainly because the buzz around it was so bad, but I still feel pretty safe in saying it's a bad choice. Why? Well, for one, some people are calling it the worst Holocaust film ever. Another: Harvey Weinstein. He's known for pimping his films more tenaciously during Oscar season than any other mogul, and calling in all the right favors. Without his push, I doubt this film is nominated. Lastly, both 'The Wrestler' and 'The Dark Knight' were great, and really deserved a nomination, as did 'In Bruges'.

WHO SHOULD WIN: In my opinion, of the noms, 'Button' and 'Milk' were the best films in the traditional Oscar sense, but 'Slumdog' was one of the more unique films I've seen in a while. I understand the buzz it's generating, but my choice is 'Button'.

WHO WILL WIN: 'Slumdog'. It might be manipulative, and a bit un-Oscary, but it's too much of a feel-good hit to lose in a year without a slam dunk Oscar-type lock.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Random List: Top 10 Movies Still To Come In '08

It's the start of Oscar season, so what better time to rank the contenders coming out before the end of the year. I’m ranking these in order of how much I want to see them, not necessarily how good I think they’ll be. All I know of these movies is from a trailer and reading about them. This list is all about expectation, and personal taste.

1. 'Milk' -- Even if this wasn’t about a man whose murder was a local story I still remember from my youth, I’d be excited. I’m a sucker for anything with Sean Penn in it, and Gus Van Sant is one my favorites -– especially when he plays it straight (a la ’To Die For’), as he reportedly does here. And the supporting cast includes Emile Hirsch, James Franco, and Josh Brolin.

2. 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' -- I’m a huge David Fincher fan, and his two best movies starred Brad Pitt, who plays the title role here. It’s a great idea from a story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, adapted by Eric Roth. And the trailer looks amazing. What’s not to like?

3. 'Frost/Nixon' -- Another true story from my youth, though I was a little young to comprehend. It was a hit play, and is adapted by playwright Peter Morgan. Ron Howard directs, and people are predicting an Oscar nomination for Frank Langella as Nixon.

4. 'The Wrestler' -- Darren Arnofsky. Mickey Rourke’s big comeback -– maybe an Oscar nod. I’m so there. And that’s before I knew personal favorite Marissa Tomei was in it.

5. 'Revolutionary Road' -- Sam Mendes directs an adaptation of a Richard Yates novel, reuniting Kate Winslet (his real-life wife) with her ’Titanic’ co-star Leonardo DiCaprio.

6. 'Valkyrie' -- Director Bryan Singer and screenwriter – the team which brought us ’The Usual Suspects’ -- reunites to relay yet another real life story about the German soldier (played by Tom Cruise) who tried to kill Hitler.

7. 'Defiance' -- Ed Zwick co-writes and directs this tale of bad ass Jews kicking Nazi ass. It stars Live Schreiber and Daniel Craig (who’s already been in one Jews-kicking-Nazi-ass movie, ’Munich’).

8. 'Doubt' -- The underrated John Patrick Shanley adapts and directs his Pulitzer prize-winning play about a priest (Philip Seymour Hoffman) who’s accused of molestation by a bitter old nun (Meryl Streep).

9. 'Australia' -- Baz Luhrmann can get a little fanciful for me, but he can create a spectacle with any filmmaker. Plus, I love Australia (I was there for my marriage/honeymoon). But if at any point Hugh Jackman breaks into song, all bets are off.

10. 'Seven Pounds' -- This Will Smith Oscar bait looks a little sappy/weepy for my tastes, but I needed to round out the 10.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Movie Review: 'Synecdoche, New York'


This is the part where I act like an authority on entertainment, and criticize the work of professionals who are, without exception, more successful than I in the industry in which we both work. Some people would say this is proof I have "balls", or "chutzpah" in Jewspeak. Others would say it's proof I'm a "douchebag". To catch up on any old reviews, you can find the link on the right hand side of the page, or click here.

Until now, I've stuck to TV reviews because the pickings at the box office have been pretty slim (I considered 'What Just Happened' and 'W.', but neither inspired me enough), and I knew the year-end Oscar release were right around the corner. So, like a man waiting for his steak to arrive avoids eating dinner rolls which might ruin his appetite, I bided my time. Friday, Oscar season officially opened with the LA release of Clint Eastwood's 'Changeling' and Charlie Kaufman's 'Synecdoche, New York', two films I've been looking forward to all year. Despite mixed early reviews, I chose to see the latter.

The most interesting filmmaker in the world has made the most interesting film of the year.

In ’Adaptation’, screenwriter Charlie Kaufman took us through the looking glass. In his directorial debut, ‘Synecdoche, New York’, he goes (at least) a step further, creating the cinematic equivalent of holding a mirror up to another mirror. If I was tasked to write a one-word review, it would be "Metapocalypse". Given two, it might be "Mind fuck".

The title provides plenty of evidence as to what kind of film Kaufman delivers. The word “synecdoche” is a trope, a rhetorical figure of speech that consists of a play on words. The definition is akin to a metaphor: a term denoting a part of something which is used to represent the whole, or a whole of something which is used to represent a part. In Kaufman’s hands, it’s used in several respects –- people who replace one person with another in their lives, the way in which writers use characters to substitute for real people, the way actors use themselves (and are used) to represent other people. It's metaphorgasmic!

Added to the layers of meaning is the fact the movie takes place in Schenectady, New York, which may be spelled differently then "Synecdoche, New York", but is pronounced very similarly. That's yet another trope. Or rather, a trope within a trope -- yet another clue to the storyline: Kaufman is telling us in the title that nothing here is quite what it seems, everything is standing in for something else.

That’s not just the subtext, that’s the actual story. Philip Seymour Hoffman’s theater director, Caden Cotard, isn’t just a stand-in for Kaufman, the project he takes on -– his opus, a huge production planned after he wins a grant, then comes across a gargantuan dirigible hangar in New York City –- is a metaphor for all life as we know it. "It's a play about death. Birth. Life. Family. It's about everything," Caden explains.

Other metaphors abound. When the film opens on Caden getting up in the morning as a radio conversation in the background discusses why there is so much written about the autumn -– because that’s when things start to die -– we know we are going to be spending time inside the mind of a writer obsessed with his own mortality. It’s no surprise then to find the play Caden is currently directing is “Death of a Salesman”.

Kaufman plays it relatively straight through the first third of the film, introducing us to Caden, his wife, Adele (Catherine Keener), a painter of works so small one must view them through microscopes, and their daughter, Olive. The marriage is clearly troubled, as evidenced by Adele and Caden’s visit to their marriage therapist, Dr. Gravis (Hope Davis), a self-help book author with clearly visible insecurities of her own.

After Adele leaves with Olive to work in Germany, a pattern emerges. Caden pushes women away with his sullen, self-obsessed ways, then immediately longs for them –- or at least the nostalgia of them while he ignores the new woman he’s found. Time also slips away from him, he seems to have no concept of it at all.

When Adele immediately gets famous, and then soon after her friend and his daughter, another pattern emerges –- Caden lives through every artist’s nightmare. He’s forced to watch as everyone around him becomes acclaimed for their work -– Adele for her painting, Adele’s friend, Maria (Jennifer Jason Leigh), for her tattoos, and his own young daughter for her body (don’t ask). His nervous system shuts down, and he needs assistance to do any number of simple things -- like the artist who’s lived inside their own head for too long and can no longer interact with society around them.

But the film really takes a turn for the weird when Hazel (Samantha Morton), Caden’s sometime love interest, buys a house while it is actually on fire. The house stays ablaze the rest of the film -– over the course of several decades -– as if to symbolize the constant upheaval going on around us.

Through it all, Caden can only see himself. So much so, he sees his image in cartoons on TV, in movie posters, in ads on Internet. It’s myopia, plain and simple. And it’s this which leads him to the idea to construct a play which could cover every small detail and nuance of human existence. His huge and ever-growing cast -– each instructed to basically play themselves -- constantly rehearse in his hangar. For so long, in fact, that Caden realizes he has affected the production to such an extent an actor must be cast to play his part. That actor (the always great, always creepy Tom Noonan) then becomes such an influence on the set that an actor must be cast to play the role of first actor.

Confused? Don't worry, it isn’t a Charlie Kaufman movie if you’re not.

With more actors hired to play cast and crew members, the scope of the production soon spirals out of control. Eventually, a second hangar must be built inside the first to represent the entirety of the production -- the rest presumably the city. Then another hangar is built inside the second one, and so on, and so on. The lines become so blurred, you’re not even sure there are, in fact, any lines at all.

At some point you realize it’s a show that can never go on -- the storyline grows every time the auteur thinks about it. Caden sets out to tell a story about everything, but like any creative soul, he inevitably ends up telling one about himself. He pours everything in his life into his work, and it ruins his relationships, which causes him depression and self-loathing, which in turn gets poured right back into his work –- like everything else in the movie, it's a vicious circle, similiar to Ouroboros the mythical snake who eats himself, which Kaufman referenced in ’Adaptation’.

The entire film is like Kaufman's vision of the M.C. Escher's painting where people ascend a staircase in a continual loop. Escher's work is a trick of the eye, Kaufman's his a trick of the mind. I imagine you need a mind as obsessive as Caden's -- yet more adept at self-analysis -- to be capable of coming up with the concepts Kaufman does routinely. Here, he's clearly drawing from his own creative feelings, worries about obsession, navel-gazing, paralysis by analysis, mortality, and probably a whole host of things which flew right over my head, and milking it for all the perverse pleasure imaginable.

With surrealistic, thickly detailed work such as this, you need a top-notch cast, all giving great performances, to have any shot at pulling it off. Kaufman gets everything he could ask for from a stellar cast of independent film vets in Hoffman, Keener, Leigh, Morton, Noonan, Davis and Emily Watson (another sometime love interest in Caden’s life). Michelle Williams also holds her own with these heavyweights as a young actress smitten, then disenchanted, with Caden’s creative obsession. Hoffman could be in for another Oscar nomination, perhaps even Morton, but it's a testimony to both the performances and the material to say the characters simply blend in. Sometimes, I think the old referee test works with actors as well -- you know they're doing a good job if you don't notice them.

The ’Adaptation’ screenplay won Kaufman an Oscar, and this one might very well make it two. Although, it should be mentioned, his win had a slightly lower degree of difficulty because it was for Best Adapted Screenplay despite the fact it was taken as far afield from the source material as any adaptation in recorded history.* Still, I’d be surprised if this one isn’t a nominee for Best Original Screenplay this spring.

But make no mistake, ’Synecdoche' is not for everyone. It won't play well in middle America with Joe the plumber the average Joe. Its orgy of symbolism will have creative types rejoicing, but it will fly right over most people’s heads. It’s esoteric, like a metaphor for metaphors. It’s slowly paced, heartbreakingly melancholy, and filled with humor that's dryer than Arizona in the summer. It makes you work to enjoy it. Some people will call it self-obsessed and self-indulgent, Because that’s exactly what it is. That’s the whole point –- revealing just how deep some artists can live within their own minds. It's like Charlie Kaufman lifting up the hood to his idling brain and allowing us to peer in for a moment, to see the machinery at work. I, for one, can’t look away.

Using the age-old Hollywood scale of judgment –- HIGHLY RECOMMEND/RECOMMEND/CONSIDER/PASS (circle one) -– I rate ’Synecdoche, New York’:

HIGHLY RECOMMEND

* Not too many screenwriters can get away with adding themselves to the story, let alone turning the author of the source material into a drug-addled slut for dramatic effect. Then again, there’s only one I know of who’d dare try either.